Baby food

So what if a bowl of porridge covered in brown sugar and cream and chocolate buttons with a strawberry muller fruit corner plonked on top isn't a well balanced healthy diet? I'm still not eating that vile brown stuff that might be vegetable soup or pureed cold sausages. Oh for God's sake how I yearn for kettle chips and the strong teeth with which to eat them. In all honesty, I don't really understand what the surgeon did; I just know it was to build better foundations for my gnashers so I keep them til I'm old when I will bite people... hard.