Boyfriends

This is my boyfriend, Tarquin, when he was little. He is my seaside friend and totally sweet. I am making him a seaside quilt for his birthday (he's nearly two) though every time I get out all the stupid bits of material I feel tired so I put them all away again. Maybe he can have it when he goes to university.

Mr & Mrs Smith had a totally fabulous weekend at the seaside where it was gloriously sunny and I walked the dog a million miles along the beach where he ran and frolicked in the sea and had a lovely time. I then had to go to the local greasy spoon and have the extra large builders' breakfast to quell my ravenous seaside hunger.

Our friend Simon has grown a moustache and looks like a baddie in a 1960s tv series eg The Avengers or The Saint. It makes him look 10 years older and very silly.

About boyfriends .... Internet Dating Jane needs a new one. Tarzan has swung off into the distant jungle . Never mind, plenty more where he came from and she now has the added attraction of her very own squash racket.