Feeling fat, fat, fat

Keep fit was cancelled or changed or something so I got confused on some gym equipment (bikes and cross trainers) instead and met my thinnest friend, Marietta. She is so thin she makes people gasp. She's probably anorexic but her personality is so bubbly you think she's quite a big person after five minutes. We got into trouble for talking. Marietta is always in trouble for something; she was in court on Friday for speeding but managed to get off with a fine rather than lose her licence. We decided to do a Full Body Workout class together which was a bit of a joke really as my full body is about four of her one body. We looked like Dawn French and a pipecleaner. We pranced about fatly and thinly and felt frightfully virtuous and rather sweaty. I so prefer Zumba.