Monday, November 15, 2010

Good morning Inuit People

Hello dear blog readers who I now know exist as I have found the bit on this site that tells you how many people are reading your drivel. I suspect they are all automatic sites that hone in on certain words in order to compile world stats such as how many people on-line moan about diets, shoes, bras etc. It gives you a world map showing the vague location of your readers. Firstly, thank you all so much for bothering especially those of you in Alaska and West Sussex. Secondly, I now feel an urge to make it all less boring which is a bit tricky because my life is actually woefully dull and, without telling enormous lies, I can't think how to make it much more entertaining.

So I am now off to go shopping with Cheryl Cole after my makeover with Gok followed by my tour of the Royal Academy with David Hockney. Mr Smith has a wonderful evening lined up for us with dinner at the Ivy followed by ... yeah yeah yeah. OK I'd better get my fat body to Zumba class then clean my house and go to stained glass class and walk dogs, think about dinner and do the crossword before shouting all the wrong answers over the right ones on University Challenge. I think I quite like my life just as it is.

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