I was planning a seaside retreat but my dog boy (the Apprentice) has disappeared so it looks like I am on dog duty. Oh well, I'll walk dogs then go to the sea - early dogs, late sea. It makes everything a bit squeezy but due to my magical powers I am quite good at being in two places at once.
The Apprentice crashed the boss's van yesterday. Write off. What a nit!
I am meeting up with Clamydia Lydia this evening. She has been in the Caribbean for the past two weeks so will, no doubt, be a glorious shade of brown of which I will be duly envious. I will have to book a Caribbean holiday immediately, without Mr Smith, though I am rather partial to his air miles.
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