Mr Smith bought me a compass at the weekend. (See www.mrssmithsbigwalk.blogspot.com) This, as far as I can make out, is an aid for getting totally lost. After several disputes about where north lies, bearing in mind we were on the south coast looking out to sea, Mr Smith concluded that I still have the directional sense of a banana only a banana would be better at reading the compass. Oh.
Tomorrow my new freezer is coming - oh this is so so so exciting but I can see that you might not be wetting your pants in shared anticipation. It's a bit like when someone's pet dies, the end of the world for them but I a bit of a shrug to the rest of us. Well, the reason I am so excited about my freezer is that at long last we will have some space for our excess produce and shopping. Perhaps I should get in lots of fish fingers and chips in anticipation - not that we ever eat either of those but they'd look nice in the freezer. Mr Smith might be banned from my new freezer as he fills freezers with endless bottle coolers and big flat plastic things to keep things cold that we never ever use. I think it'll be mine for secret supplies of Haagen Daz ice cream and my lovely home grown veg on the top.
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