Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Le Dating

Vet, plumber, vet, plumber. I do not have to vet the plumber but I do have to clean the bathrooms before he comes. I must also take Mr Scratchy pants, our dog, to the vet. He has a skin condition and looks like a "before" for head & shoulders - very scurfy and itchy; it's driving me mad.

Internet Dating Jane seems to have thrown over Big Ears in favour of a french man - ooh how continental. On the plus side he sounds absolutely lovely with charming manners and he is a keen as moutarde. On the downside he has children - several. Oh well c'est la vie. Bon chance Jane. That just about exhausts my french for now whilst Jane searches frantically for a cedilla on her mobile.

My fairy cakes have gone wrong - my cakes never go wrong. They're a bit flat and biscuity. Attempt deux coming up. Oooo la la, I've gone all french again.

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