Stevie Smith once wrote "Cleaning your house whilst your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it's stopped snowing." Actually it was Phyllis Diller but it sounds Smithish.
Things I have discovered about snow:-
Apparently, it's white in other places too.
It prevents deliveries - still waiting for my loo seat despite having paid extra for next day delivery to which I notice they have added a little waiver on the website with a refusal to refund special delivery charges which I think is a bit mean.
The dog goes all bobbly and brings huge balls of snows into the house as attachments. They must be very heavy.
It's a great contraceptive - Mr Smith just doesn't find my nightwear of overcoat and bobblehat remotely attractive.
It makes you fat as you have to eat lots to keep warm and stay huddled for much of the day.
I absolutely love it.
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