Bursting with techno excitement

I've got a new toy. It is very small and very red and very perfect. Introducing my new Dell (with a squiffy E) inspiron mini. It's red. I know I already said that but red is my favourite colour and small is my favourite size. I work so hard at trying to be small - with little or no success. I deserve my new baby computer for three reasons 1. I walked all the way to the shop to get it and all the way back - 9 miles in total, 2. I have been putting up with the stroppiest laptop imagineable for the past few years and 3. I have to spend all my money quick, quick, quick before Mr Smith confiscates it all. If he had a baby mini laptop his would be green.