Internet Dating Jane went on a date with a banker but he wasn't quite the thing. Her next is a gynecologist from Chesshire. Not very local. I am a bit suspicious as to why he has to play so far away from home. Oh well, maybe he's lovely and perfect and distance is a mere trifling matter. I think subjects such as "what did you do at work today?" might be a bit tricky. Fumbling about with ladies' parts isn't terribly attractive; however it could come in handy like dating a plumber or electrician.
I am losing weight - it's all the walking I'm doing. I have been a bit rubbish on the food front of late what with Easter and the gargantuan feasting day of my grandmother's funeral. When I hopped on the scales at the weekend I was horrified. I only took my eye off for a minute - gosh how quickly I can accumulate pounds. Anyway, I am delighted to be able to report a sudden downward trend so I will not frighten Mr Smith on his return tomorrow.
My super skinny friend, the lovely Claudia, is doing some modelling next week - jeans. She needs to be even thinner than she already is and as a result is suffering the typical dieting syndrome of thinking about nothing but food all day long and eating twice the amount she would normally. Now she knows how it is for the rest of us.
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