Mr Smith is going on golf tour tomorrow. He is going to watch Tiger Woods at the Masters in Augusta, Georgia followed by some golf of his own. It doesn't mean a lot to me either but I know Tiger is the one we all thought was a splendid chap until he snogged someone other than his beautiful swedish wife, crashed his car then told lies or said nothing at all. Anyway, Mr Smith has been packing for the past three weeks - he really wants to impress Tiger - and I have had to point out there are simply not enough hours in the nine days he's away to wear all those clothes.
I see the Masters is a televised tournament. We'll recognise Mr Smith as the man in the crowd (in a nice crisp shirt) holding up a sign "Not missing you at all."
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