Dear Al, I love Mr Smith very much but I was wondering, if you aren't too busy, if you could possibly hijack Mr Smith's plane and take him to a nice all inclusive 5 star hotel with golf for a bit more holiday, as I haven't quite finished cleaning the house. Lots of love Mrs Smith.
P.S. Oh it's OK actually as an Icelandic volcano got there first and Mr Smith can't come home just yet or his aeroplane might get choked by the volcano dust and fall out of the sky.
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