Friday, June 4, 2010

All is revealed


I now have my new job in my house ready to start so I can now tell you all about it. It is a bit odd actually. I have been given 3 white lion statues and I have to turn them into England World Cup football players. Well, that is lion shaped football players not real football players as that would be beyond even my brilliance as an artist. Actually, I'm a crap artist but not half as crap as the other lion artists who really are a pile of lion poo - thank goodness. I hope I can turn in a reasonable job and they will be happy. We will see.

They are so elegant without decoration that I am a bit reluctant to smother paint all over them ... oh well, needs must. Off to buy the paint.

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