Square Eyes

Do you think it's Killer Corrie tonight? Coronation Street has had a bit of revamp and seems to have become a chiller thriller with the local badman and prison escapee, going on a vengeful killing spree. (Now you're hooked). Unfortunately some bloke in Cumbria did the same thing last week, only he did it for real, so they cancelled Killer C to preserve our sensitivities. I hope it was merely postponed as I am bursting to know who is going to get deaded. Mr Smith, who incidentally hates Corrie to the core, is sneakily looking up the tv listings (and not just so he can go out) in rather the same way he bagged his seat for the Britain's Got Talent final then pretended he watched cricket all evening.