Mr Film Man calls. Can I mend his cow? not Can I appear in his films? Well Mr Film Man I will try to mend your cow but right now I am up to my armpits in lions. Then I am going for a walk, a long one across Britain (in case you've forgotten). Then I am going to Canada. I suppose I might be able to squeeze in his cow in August but I don't really want to. We'll see. I remember he was a bad payer. I find really busy people keep you waiting ages for your money which is a bit mean really because I don't keep them waiting ages for their stupid plastic animals.
Internet Dating Jane went flying.... except she didn't because it got cancelled due to a bit of fog. She took an internet date along to admire her in her aeroplane, as one does. She says he's not The One as he's really old. 49. "Yeah, Christ that's ancient, what an Old Git", says Mr Smith aged 51! She has someone younger lined up as an antidote to the Old Git. I like the sound of OG. He's not old and anyway I think an older man is good for ID Jane - he'll treasure her more.
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