Malfunctions

My laptop is a bit like me I fear; not working very well. Yesterday it posted my blog 5 times - I have now reduced this ridiculous number of posts to a sensible amount of moaning although it was quite descriptive of how crap I felt. There is a crumb under the keyboard which moves around making certain keys difficult to use. At the moment it is lodged under the c which is OK as c isn't a letter I use that frequently and is only a minor inconvenience compared to the spacebar, where it was previously lodged making all my blog come out as one long word like German.

I look like I've got mumps after my op with big fat cheeks that hurt. I look like a hamster. Mr Smith assures me I don't; he says I look more like a chipmunk. He bought me flowers yesterday - some tulips from the supermarket not a bouquet from interflora but then he's always been a garage flowers man with a budget not exceeding £3.50.

Reading: The Poisonwood Bible - fabulous
Cuddling: Frozen peas
Watching: DVD of Beautiful People - brilliant
Listening to: My family trying to do things without me.
Smelling: Clean sheets and my dog curled up at my feet, martyr style.
Feeling: Quite horrible.