I was wondering if Internet Dating Jane's Tarzan was going to give her an engagement ring for Valentines. No, he gave her a squash racket!
I imagine a conversation along the lines of "Shall we play squash?" "No, I can't play squash." "Why not?" "Um, er, well, I haven't got a squash racket for a start."
Honestly, he seems to be from the Mr Smith school of wooing. I did tell him to buy her some chocolates; I will pop round later to eat them.
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