I have received an email from my Canadian sister in law giving me a run down of the itinerary she has prepared for us during our forthcoming trip to Canada. It all looked really exciting except for the baseball game from which I opted out but I don't think I was ever actually expected to attend anyway. There was a very scary bit at the end "We have a swimming pool so be sure to bring a swimsuit". Oh no. How am I going to lose three stone by Canada? I will start today.
I have been very good and charged up and down the swimming pool like Rebecca Adlington. I have also performed a billion household tasks like Mrs Beaton (including removing that broad bean stain on the sitting room carpet). I have to walk the dogs like Alfred Wainwright then prepare dinner like Delia and all will be well with my multi split personality disorder.
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