My whacko wheeze idea of being very green and never driving unless absolutely necessary, coupled with a few weeks oop North, resulted in my car becoming a bit run down. In fact it had become so fat and lazy it couldn't even manage to close its roof. This cost me £170. So now I will be the fat and lazy one whilst my car stays healthy and charged up. Where shall I drive it today?
Internet Dating Jane is buying a new car. Well actually it's an old car but new for her. It's primrose and classic - a Sprite - which sounds and looks very exciting. She has also taking up flying and whizzes about the skies in her little aeroplane with her dates following her - they hold onto the wheels. She has to be careful not to squash them as she lands.
Having delegated all the preparation work on the cow to the student son, which is just about the best idea I ever had, it is now almost ready for painting so I'd better get those overalls on.
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