I hate shopping

Right, shopping list, let's see: orange juice, food, deodorant, waters and healthy salad. Took the Student to carry the bottled water. Here's what we bought: 60 cans of beer, 30 cans of coke, 2 bottles of water (that's all he could carry?) and NO deodorant. This is almost an emergency now what with the hot weather. I am clamping my arms tightly to my sides and performing all tasks with little or no exertion.