I am a cat

Great things come to those who .... do absolutely nothing at all? There are unquestionably many benefits to doing nothing. If you don't go shopping you don't spend any money; if you don't cook you don't make any mess; if you don't move you don't exert any energy and therefore don't need anything to eat (except chocolate which doesn't count). Also if you just read and stare at the telly or computer all day you educate yourself. It's probably about time I sprang out of this inertia but, as long as my family don't notice, I am really having such a lovely time I see no reason to do anything different. I like being lazy to the point of making sloths appear fast moving. There is a spot of work requiring my attention but it can wait til I come out of this cathartic state. There is a pile of ironing left from my last fit of housework - it can wait til my next. Must dash now, it's almost time for my afternoon nap.