Oh my God, in the paper today is a picture of Boris's bit on the side toting around Boris's lovechild and on the back of little Stephanie's designer pushchair she's got MY handbag. I think we might have to move the date of Handbag Acquisition forward a bit and stuff the "wait til I can afford it" policy. I want it now therefore I will have it now. Oh Louis Vuitton hold onto your hats and stupidly expensive sunglasses, here I come.
The Lovely Claudia is in Nice. This is to make up for her last holiday about three weeks ago in Nice where it rained all the time and she got very wet. The weather map shows Nice today with a picture of a big sun. Actually, London has one too but all I can see are big fat clouds.
I'm in the mood for a stately home today - Mr Smith can take me to Petworth then we will go to the sea. It's bound to be raining there.
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