Jacket couch potato

I have changed my mind about the Lovely Claudia; she is now the Mean Nasty Claudia because she won't come to the Caribbean with me. This is because she is going to the Far East with her husband not because she actually hates me - fair cop.

Internet Dating Jane and Claudia popped round and they both ate cake and I am totally amazed that I didn't. Even more amazing is that I didn't want any cake and this is Mrs Piggy Wiggy Cake Eating Champion of the Whole Wide World talking here. One great incentive to the no cake thing is wanting to fit into the Jules jacket I got for Christmas which is a bit on the small side i.e. I can't do it up. Jane tried on my jacket so I can see what I will look like in it when I am her size. Lovely. I knew I would.

Mr Smith accompanied me on my diet this evening - we had fish. It is all immensely hard work as I cook lots of perfect no carb food then have to cook lots of different things for my family too as they need a bit more ballast to their meals than me. The fish wasn't very nice as it had horrid little spikey bones in it. Oh well it's good for our brains - we will be super swotty and answer all the questions on University Challenge. This is easy for Mr Smith as he saw it last night.