I received an e-mail out of the blue from someone claiming to be my long lost cousin. Actually, she is Mr Smith's long lost cousin. I went to visit her on the way back from the seaside and she was jolly nice. I had to explain that all Smiths are extremely antisocial and she'd be unlikely to get any response from any of them, especially Mr Smith who remembers her as a little girl at the seaside having a 99 when the Smiths all had to make do with the threepenny cornet, and has born a grudge ever since.
When I got back to London I suddenly remembered Internet Dating Jane, Tarzan, Sensible Alison and Ed were coming to dinner. I had to fabricate a chocolate roulade, a vaguely clean house and a Moroccon lamb stew. I managed to get it all together by the time our dinner guests arrived but I was rather tired. I ate about 3 helpings of chocolate roulade washed down with two bottles of champagne and wasn't very well in the night. The diet seems to be on holiday.
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