Blue Monday started so well but went downhill as it wore on. I went to the seaside flat where the fridge freezer was broken and was sitting in a puddle of water.
I walked along the beach whereupon a thick fog came rolling in and I could hardly see my lovely red boots. My friends didn't turn up for a curry as planned so I dined alone and watched loads of crappy telly. It cleared the next morning and the sun came out. I so didn't want to leave but I was missing my family.
I returned to the OK coral to find the Apprentice had been trying to do Wii weight training using two tins of paint for weights. Guess what happened next? I cleaned it up a bit and bought a new rug. Gosh I was cross. The Student chose that moment to call - he won't again!
I then got my period - I'm getting too old for this. Mrs Ratty Ratbag of Rattsville - that's me.
Oh, and did I mention my grandmother is dying?
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