Stuck in a vacuum

Time to get rid of that awful non working Dyson that spits out more bits than it eats. I put it on Freecycle. Simple ad: Non-working Dyson Ball SW15 - please reply with phone number.
I received 8 e-mails: four with no phone number, two who failed to note it didn't work, one from a lovely lady just round the corner who wants to nurse it better who just pipped a chap called Jeff, who likes mending Dysons, to the post. Lady round the corner came and looked at it and I am relieved to say that when I ran it through its paces it dutifully deposited much debris on the floor. She thought she could sort it out and doesn't even mind that it smells of dog. It's now hers.

Now how on earth am I am going to do the housework? I'm not.

The diet is now at Day 7 and going well except I am as bunged up as that Dyson. Oh well, I dare say I'll go eventually.

And by the way, Mr Smith, I did not Freecycle the hoover because I couldn't be arsed to empty it. I actually couldn't be bothered to wash out the filter.