In my search for constipation cures on line, I have just found the most amazing thing: The Bristol Stool Scale. You may already be familiar with this but it was an eye opener for me. It is a chart with scores 1-7 with pictures (diagrams rather than photos, thank goodness) of different types of poo from hard rabbit droppings to the runs. I've always been a bit ignorant in this department but I now feel quite knowledgable. Move over Gillian Mckeith.
I then went to the health food shop where I only meant to get one small bottle of syrup of figs but ended up with the colon cleanse, the fibre booster, the cod liver oil capsules, the aloe vera and some linseed and flax seeds. Oh, I forgot to get the syrup of figs. Oh well, there must be something amongst my expensive haul that will do the trick.
Mr Smith is waiting with anticipation for the results with his clipboard.
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